sometimes there are calls that really put my imagination to the test , here was one of them.
Ring, ring
“Hello , who am I speaking to?”
“Hello, is that Sofia?”
“It is indeedand who might you be?”
“My names Charles Sofia ”
“Hello charle, what can I do for you?”
“it’s probably a bit of a strange request Sofia . I’m a managing director of a large conglomerate . What I would like is for my PA to totaly humiliate me.”
Hmm I need to get my thinking cap on and pteytty quickly
“What’s your PA’s name Charles?”
“She’s called Celia ”
“ok Charles , we’ll take it where Celia just comes into the office .
l’ve bought those adjustments in for you Charles. ”
“Ok Celia, just put them on the desk”
“You didn’t even look at me Charles, am I so worthless to you?”
“I beg your pardon Celia, why are you talking about, your here to do a job”
“A little politeness and consideratio goes a long way Charles and it’s time I had some . I think it’s about time things started to change.”
“What are you talking about , silly woman”
“Silly woman am I Charles ? Well we’ll see about that. I came into your office early this morning ”
“So, what’s your point?”
“My point is Charles, you left your laptop open and logged on”
“Logged on, what do you mean? Logged onto what?”
“Logged onto a very interesting site ”
“Now, look here Celia”
“No, you look here Charles. There were two very dubious women , wearing very little , tits hanging out, crutch less panties , whips in their hands . There in the middle of them was a pathetic little man on his knees , with a collar around his neck, A big shiny cock ring on his less than adequate dick ”
“It’s not what you think Celia ”
“Shut up Charles, it was exactly what I thought , not the best look for you I must say ”
“ok Celia, what do you want ?”
“What do I want Charles ? Well I have always loved this office Charles, always loved your desk , in fact always loved your job ”
“Oh my god Celia, you can’t be serious?”
“Deadly Charles. Well you’ve gone very pale and certainly don’t seem to be ignoring me now”
“Oh Sofia, thank you so much ,that was wonderful
” Your welcome Charles, just make sure you don’t leave your laptop open in future”
Charles chuckles, click 😉
He entered the room, stopped a respectful distance from his mistress and fell to his knees. Head bowed he waited silently for her to vent her wrath on him.
” Well slave, what have you to say for yourself ?”
” Forgive me mistress , I tried my hardest to finish my task in the time you generously allotted me but I failed , I have no excuse and am here to receive my punishment”
“You had every chance slave, I am dissappointed that it is necessary to punish you again”
Sofia stretched and he was aware of her smoothe long tanned legs as she crossed them in front of him. She had kicked off her shoes and now her beautiful feet were under his nose . He could see the line of her arch her beautiful toes , the deep red polish on her nails, such perfection. Nervous as he was he couldn’t quell the rising desire in his groin.
She had dressed him in latex shorts that morning and of course his leather collar, which he wore with great pride. He knew that as soon as he was ordered to move his arousel would become obvious and his punishment would be merciless
” Stand up slave”
He rose, almost immediately he felt the sharp sting as the little crop she had been holding came down across his erect cock. He took a sharp intake of breath but managed to stop the urge to cry out , thankful, as he remembered the last time he had , his reward had been a crushing blow with the iron , not something he would want to have repeated.
” take then off slave”
He removed his shorts , his hardness had increased even though the raised welt on it was so apparent.Her hand was around his cock in a flash, she squeezed tight and then he felt her sharp nails digging deeply into his shaft , it was excruciating but he kept his silence
” Now slave, assume the position”
He bent over the iron bench and watched as she walked across the room . She unhooked her favourite flogger from the wall . Taking down the ball gag she returned . She placed the gag in his mouth and secured it tightly around the back of his head . She stood behind him , he saw her arm raise , then he felt the first burning sting as the flogger found its mark , he knew it was to be the first of many he must endure but he knew without a shadow of a doubt that he worshipped her very being and would happily endure a thousand floggings rather than be ignored by his mistress .
I think it is becoming apparent that not every call ends up being a hot blooded sexual experience . Suffice to say, there are more disasterous calls than sexually gratified , I think this is probably one of the latter .
Ring, ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“it’s Ollie mistress”
“Ollie! and what can I do for you?”
“I want to be your sissy slut mistress”
” do you? So what is my sissy slut wearing ?”
“I have a black thong. Black bra and black stockings on mistress”
” Hmm well now , do you know what I do with my sissies ?”
“no mistress, but I have a dildo mistress”
oh bugger , a do it yourself bum fucker, always trouble
“Good, now Ollie I want you to take that dildo and slowly push it deep into your tight little arse ”
“Yes mistress, going to do it now”
well that was the last I heard from him , apart from a loud clatter, lots of scraping , what sounded like moving furniture, a few sighs and then ” For fuck sake” Eventually
“Hello, hello. Are you still ther mistress?”
“Yes Ollie , I’m still here”
“Sorry mistress, I dropped the phone , it fell between the bed and the cabinet , that cabinet is bloody heavy mistress, it’s oak.”
” Well, that’s all very interesting Ollie , where is your dildo?”
“It’s still up my arse mistress”
Brilliant
“I think you had better check it then Ollie”
“Yes, it’s still there mistress. I’m just trying to work out how I’m going to fuck my arse, wank my cock and hold the phone all at the same time mistress”
“Well, can’t you put me on loud speaker Ollie?”
“God no, can’t do that mistress, my brother is in the next room . If he knew I had a dildo , he’d tell all my mates, could you imagine mistress?”
“Yes I can see that might be a problem ”
“Hang on mistress, I’m going to try and balance my phone on the pillow so I can hear you but still have my hands free”
” Yes that might work Ollie ”
Then I heard another clatter and “Oh bollocks , fuck it not again ”
“Ok Ollie , maybe I’ll catch you later” click
Once in a while I get a caller that drives me up the wall , until I lose the will to live
Ring, Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Your speaking to Colin ”
“Hello Colin, I’m Sofia , what can I do for you?”
“Tell me what turns you on Sofia?”
“Everything turns me on Colin, oral, anal, fucking. Tell me what you like ?”
“Do you like women Sofia? ”
Oh bugger !!
“Yes coilin, I love women ”
“Good, I’ve got a woman your going to love”
“Yeah, I thought you might have.”
“She’s big and blonde . Big tits and a great ass, her name is Ann”
“Sounds wonderful Colin, making me so horny”
yuk!
“What would you do to her?”
“I’d get her on the bed, then I’d start to lick her pussy”
“But you’d undress her?”
god, he wants to make a meal of it.
“Yes of course Colin”
“What would you say to her?”
“I’d say , I’m going to undress you Ann” 😏
“Then what would you say to her?”
“I’d say , I’m going to put you on the bed Ann”
“Then what would you say to her?”
Starting to feel a little hot under the collar now.
“I’d say, I’m going to lick your pussy now Ann”
“Then what would you say to her?”
“Well actually Colin, I think I would have my mouth rather full to be worrying about saying much”
“So what would you say after?”
God give me strength
“I’d say, did you enjoy that Ann ?”
“Then what would you say to her?”
“Shall we give Ann a chance to answer Colin?”
“Ok Sofia, but then what would you say?”
I can hardly contain myself . What I would like to say is “fuck of Colin , you absolute tosser”
“I say, I’m going to slip my finger into your wet cunt Ann ”
“Then what would you say?”
That’s it, that’s it, I felt this red mist descend.
“Stand up Ann, bend the fuck over , get ready to take my nine inch strapon up that wet cunt , I’m going to pound you till you can’t sit down.”
“Oh Sofia, yes yes.””
Well what can I say!! Bollocks, he’ll be back 😭😭
This is very popular, so for any ladies approaching middle age, or even older, take note, if you have a young horny neighbor he may well be holding a passionate yearning for you.
Ring Ring
” Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Hello, I’m Simon , is that Sofia?”
“It is indeed, what can I do for you Simon?”
“I take it from your introduction your an older woman?”
“your absolutely right ”
“That’s great , Can I as how old?”
“Of course you may, I’m 64 Simon”
“That’s brilliant, do you enjoy role play Sofia?”
“of course , it’s my specialty Simon , what would you like to do?”
“I would like you to be my next door neighbor. She’s 57, very fit, married, but I fantasise about her all the time. I’m 33 by the way.”
“ok Simon, do you have a senario in mind?”
“I’m a bit embarrassed Sofia , I don’t want you to think I’m a Perv or anything, but I would love her to seduce me”
“That’s not Pervy at all, you’d be surprised how popularity is. What’s her name Simon?”
“She’s called Sarah”
“Ok Simon, your just knocking on my door to borrow some milk”
“yes ok”
i tap the table next to the phone
“Hello Simon, havn’t seen you for a while, what can I do for you?”
“Hello Sarah, just wondered if you could spare a drop of milk?”
“Of course, come on in, excuse my state of undress, you just caught me stepping out of the shower , the towel only just covers my modesty I’m afraid”
“Um, I don’t mind at all Sarah”
I laugh softly
” So I see Simon ”
“I’m so sorry Sarah”
“no need to be sorry Simon, just proves your a full red blooded male. I find your blushing very endearing ”
“Your so attractive Sarah, I see you coming back from the gym with those tight leggings on”
“really Simon, have you been spying on me?”
“no no Sarah, I didn’t mean that”
“It’s ok Simon , I’m just teasing, it’s a while since anyone has payed me any attention, all my husband talks about these days is golf”
“He must be mad, if you were my wife I wouldn’t leave you alone for a minute.”
“That’s a lovely thing to say. Come here Simon”
“Pardon”
“I said come here. Put your arms around me.”
Of course it can’t all be conversation, you have to remember this is all on the phone and as men are very visual beings a little embellishment is usually called for .
“at this point Sarah’s towel slowly slips to the floor”
I hear Simons breathing quicken and think maybe I should slow down , there’s so much more to come and I don’t want him peaking too early
“Simon , have I flustered you sugar?”
“No , no, it’s just!”
“you like what you see?”
“I love what I see Sarah”
“Sarah slowly moves her hand down Simons body until she comes to his hard cock which is straining agains his shorts Simon, he wants to come out to play , should we let him?”
i hear Simon gulp
“Yes please Sofia, I mean Sarah”
“Out you come , mmm what a beauty, Sarah has a nice cosy home for you to visit. Sarah presses her warm body against Simons hardness and!!!”
“oh fuck, oh Sarah!”
Damn it, am I ever going to get to finish one of these senarios
“Thank you Sofia’s, that was so horny”
“Your welcome Simon, don’t forget your milk”
Simon chuckles. Click
the train seems to take forever. I try to keep my mind occupied , if it wanders too much I end up thinking about my destination and I become anxious . It’s been months since my last meeting with Matt . I’ve thought about it so much , reliving the tiniest detail , longing for his touch , remembering how it felt having him inside me , his lips on mine , his muscular body pressed on mine while his shaft moved rhythmically . My reverie is rudely interrupted by the loudspeaker announcing we have reached Paddington . I raised my head and realised the man opposite was watching me intently with a bemused look on his face . I blushed, concious that my expression may just have portrayed the content of my daydreaming . He smiled , aware that he had caught me in my fantasy .
I arrived ar the hotel early , I wanted time to freshen up and change into something more appealing than skinny jeans . I dressed carefully , black matching lingerie , black stockings and a red fitted pencil dress. My shoes were high, I was tall but Matt was much taller so I could afford to indulge myself .
i made sure I was a little late , in fact I waited untill I received his text ” are you here sugar ?” I didn’t answer , just made my way to the lift. I saw him as soon as the door opened , sitting on the stool , running his finger around the rim of his glass and glancing down at his watch . He didn’t see me approach. My stomache was doing somersaults and I felt like the first time we met.
“Hello Matt
“Hello Sofia , I was miles away ”
he slowly looked me up and down, pulled me close and kissed my neck
” I’ve got you a gin and tonic, that’s right isn’t it?”
“lovely thanks.”
i lifted myself onto the stool , crossed my legs and sipped my drink aware of his eyes watching my every move.
“I’ve booked a table for dinner”
” Oh have you”
the thought of eating made my throat constrict. My body was reacting to his closeness , the smell of his aftershave , the same aftershave he had worn the last time we met. I wanted his arms around me, his lips on mine , his body possessing mine. I raised my eyes and they met his , we gazed at each other for what seemed like a lifetime untill he took the glass from my hand. He stood up gently pulled me from the stool but instead of guiding me towards the dining room he steered me towards the lift . Just as he went to press the button another couple entered. I moved back untill I was pressed against him , I could feel his hardness , his breathing became heavy next to my ear. I slowly put my hand behind me and placed it over his hard cock , he pushed against it and let out a soft moan . The lift opened and he pushed me out more urgently this time . Taking my hand he led me down the corridor . He stopped at the room , swiped his key , the door opened , we entered , it closed.
Matt turned to me , pushed me against the wall , his lips came down on mine hot and wanting . I stretched my arms around his neck , I felt him fumbling with his belt , then his zip. He fervently pulled my dress up , lifted me up and I wrapped my legs around him as I felt him pulling my panties to the side . His lips were on my neck , biting, licking. I was wet with desire for him as I felt his hard throbbing cock enter me , I cried out with passion as he pushed his shaft deep inside me . He took me hard and fast against the wall . I felt my body begin to tremble . Then the exquisite feeling of my impending orgasm , he drew back , looked into my eyes as he thrust deep inside me as we both came together . We were still for a time then he gently kissed my cheek
“Dinner I think Sofia”
i laughed
” Yes sugar, that would be nice. God I’ve missed you Matt”
Matilda was sitting in the same chair wearing a red kaftan , her hair was scraped back and covered with a turban in the same red. She was sipping a dry martini with a green olive . The door opened and she slowly raised her eyes from the glass.
“Come slave, I don’t bite. I have been reviewing my strategy . It’s not often I am beaten at chess. You present me with a challenge and I like that . Sit. Why such a somber face slave?”
“I’m sorry mistress, my mind has been somewhat distracted lately.”
“Would you care to enlighten me slave? I’m not one to pry , a simple no will suffice and I will not mention it again”
He looked at her, she was not at all pleasing to the eye, but every so often, in the right light, it was quite apparent that she had once been a woman of great beauty. But beside that he had become very fond of her and knew that in spite of her pretentious vanity she was a very wise and placating old woman . He felt that if he shared his troubled mind she may well sooth his smouldering anger. He told Matilda his sorry tale, leaving nothing out , even though in doing so it portrayed him in a very desperate and pathetic light, but Matilda took that in her stride, when all was said and done he was after all a mere slave.
Matilda was silent for some time . He began to think all her thoughts were concentrated on the chess board . When she eventually spoke he was surprised to note that her voice held an element of compassion .
“Do you trust me slave?”
The question took him by surprise, but he had no hesitation in his answer.
“Yes mistress, I trust you implicitly ”
” good . Then slave you will go home , pack a bag and return here . From this moment you belong to me. No questions , am I clear?”
“Yes mistress, absolutely .”
Sofia was quite surprised to receive the phone call . It had been many years since Matilda had held one of her soirées. They had always been the talk of the town and she was pleased and excited to have been invited , but she was intrigued to know what could have prompted Matilda to come out of her seclusion
How on earth I’m going to make you understand the thought behind this when I can’t make sense of it myself. What goes round in a mans head leaves me more and more perplexed
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“It’s Sneezy”
“Huh? I beg your pardon?”
“It’s Sneezy, is that Snow White?”
“Erm! Yes of course I am, what can I do for you Sneezy?”
“It’s not just me Snow White , there’s seven of us ”
“Yes, I thought there might be, I don’t suppose there’s any sign of the handsome prince ?”
No why would there be!!!
“We’re all lying in a big bed , we might be small but we’ve got seven big hard cocks”
Well that’s my evening taken care of and I have a strange feeling this won’t pan out like the fairy tale
“Hmm, who am I going to start on first I’m spoils for choice?”
“You choose Snow White”
“I think I’ll start on Happy , he has such a cute smile”
“Yeah but it’s my fantasy”
Oops!
“That’s after I’ve worn you out Sneezy”
I’ll leave it there because it just gets more and more bizarre
Hi ho, hi ho, we’re going to fuck you know
With a dildo and a whip and a great big stick
Hi ho high ho !!! 😏😏
I like to think I am very professional in my work , but there are times when a call is more like a comedy playhouse. This one was probably the most bizarre and I’m ashamed to say I totaly lost the plot.
Ring Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking g too ?”
“Hello there, I’m Roland ”
” hello Roland , what can I do for you?”
“Well Sofia, I’d like to share my experience of dogging with you”
Oh joy be unconfined, just what I need to hear after an hour of traipsing around sainsburys
“Hmmm do go on Roland ”
“I don’t like to go too close , so I parked the car down the lane and walked the rest of the way , it’s well known so I was pretty confident I’d be lucky. As I approached the bushes , sure enough I could hear a rustling and some very heavy breathing . I got my cock out , which was already hard with anticipation . But suddenly this huge cow appeared from behind the bushes. God knows how it got out of the field”
” whoah, wait, no no Roland , we can’t go any further with this conversation , this is definitely out of bounds”
“Oh not you as well Sofia. No it’s nothing like that. The fucking thing chased me down the lane. I got to the car, I was in such a panic I dropped the keys. When I bent down to pick them up she butted me in the ass. I felt the impact when my head hit the car”
By this time I could feel the laughter building from the pit of my stomach , I bit down on my hand as Roland continued.
“I woke up in hospital . There were two police officers waiting to talk to me, one was a woman which didn’t help. When they found me the cow was standing over me and of course I still had my cock out, so they wanted to know what my intention was towards the cow”
” mmmmmmm oh” 😂😂😂😂😂
“I mean , have you seen the state of a cows ass Sofia ? I wouldn’t touch it with theirs let alone mine. They took some convincing I can tell you. Anyway , I think it was a sign from god telling me I shouldn’t go dogging anymore, what do you think Sofia ?”
” ummmmmm yep” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“It means I’ll have to learn to play chess as that’s where my wife thinks I am every week , but I guess I need a new hobby anyway ”
“Mmmmmm yep ” 😂😂😂😂😂
“Thanks for your advice Sofia . I’ve enjoyed out chat . I might phone you again if that’s ok ?”
“Sure, bye Roland”
“Bye sofia’. Click
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Time I caught up on a few odds and sods I think. This is just a few of my strange and bizarre calls.
Ring, Ring.
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“This is Armond” “Hello Armond, what can I do for you?”
“I want my hard cock in your wet pussy baby”
Before I had chance to respond and tell him how wonderful that would be, I heard
“Well now Mrs. Rumbold that would depend on what kind of conservatory you had in mind”
” um Armond?”
“Yes baby?”
” please tell me your not in a call centre”
” yeah, but it’s ok we have our own little cubicle”
Un bloody believable
“Don’t you think the calls are going to show up on the records?”
“That’s ok babe, I’ll be long gone by then”
Great!
Ring, Ring
” hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Norman mistress”
” what can I do for you Norman?”
“I want to take your big strapon mistress”
” are you naked and on your knees for me Norman?”
“No mistress”
” why not slave?”
” it’s a bit awkward mistress as I’m in the park walking the dog”
Hallelujah !!
” what? Are you walking in the park with your cock out Norman?”
” oh no mistress, it’s ok, I’ve got a big hole in my jeans pocket”
Bloody wonderful!!
Ring Ring
“Hello , who am I speaking too?”
“Arthur mistress” ” what can I do for you Arthur?”
” I want to be dominated mistress, I love CBT ”
” very well Arthur. Are you naked on your knees?”
“Not quite mistress, I’ve got a jumper on as its not too warm. I can’t get on my knees as I’ve not long had a knee replacement”
” how old are you Arthur?”
” 83 mistress”
What the bloody hell am I going to do here without giving the old boy a heart attack, better take it steady “What sort of CBT did you have in mind Arthur ?”
“I want you to tread all over my cock with your stiletto heels push your heel into my cock till it bleeds”
Good god, what happened to little old grandads and werthers originals!
“Right then Arthur, brace yourself!”
Armond is still hanging onto his job at the call Centre, coz he’s back
Ring Ring
“Hello who am I speaking too?”
“Hi baby, it’s Armond”
“Hello Armond, how are you today?”
” horny baby, wanna fuck that pussy”
Wonderful ”
Oh yes Armond, you nice and hard for me?”
” oh yeah baby, push three fingers in that pussy”
At the time I’m aware of girls chatting on the phone in the background, but Armond is oblivious. Then the competition starts.
Me”oh Armond, are you going to cum for me?”
Him “yeah baby, but I want you to cum first”
Me “oh Armond, I’m going to”
Him “cum for me baby”
Me”I am Armond, oh oh”
Him” are you gonna cum for me baby?”
Me “yes Armond, I said I did, are you going to cum for me?”
Him “you cum first”
Me”Armond, I have”
Him ” cum for me baby”
Me ” Armond, I have, I’ve bloody well cum for you, now are you going to cum for me?” Him ” you cum first”
Me “Are you deaf Armond ? I just have”
For fuck sake! Click!!