Once in a while I get a caller that drives me up the wall , until I lose the will to live
Ring, Ring
“Hello, who am I speaking too?”
“Your speaking to Colin ”
“Hello Colin, I’m Sofia , what can I do for you?”
“Tell me what turns you on Sofia?”
“Everything turns me on Colin, oral, anal, fucking. Tell me what you like ?”
“Do you like women Sofia? ”
Oh bugger !!
“Yes coilin, I love women ”
“Good, I’ve got a woman your going to love”
“Yeah, I thought you might have.”
“She’s big and blonde . Big tits and a great ass, her name is Ann”
“Sounds wonderful Colin, making me so horny”
yuk!
“What would you do to her?”
“I’d get her on the bed, then I’d start to lick her pussy”
“But you’d undress her?”
god, he wants to make a meal of it.
“Yes of course Colin”
“What would you say to her?”
“I’d say , I’m going to undress you Ann” 😏
“Then what would you say to her?”
“I’d say , I’m going to put you on the bed Ann”
“Then what would you say to her?”
Starting to feel a little hot under the collar now.
“I’d say, I’m going to lick your pussy now Ann”
“Then what would you say to her?”
“Well actually Colin, I think I would have my mouth rather full to be worrying about saying much”
“So what would you say after?”
God give me strength
“I’d say, did you enjoy that Ann ?”
“Then what would you say to her?”
“Shall we give Ann a chance to answer Colin?”
“Ok Sofia, but then what would you say?”
I can hardly contain myself . What I would like to say is “fuck of Colin , you absolute tosser”
“I say, I’m going to slip my finger into your wet cunt Ann ”
“Then what would you say?”
That’s it, that’s it, I felt this red mist descend.
“Stand up Ann, bend the fuck over , get ready to take my nine inch strapon up that wet cunt , I’m going to pound you till you can’t sit down.”
“Oh Sofia, yes yes.””
Well what can I say!! Bollocks, he’ll be back 😭😭